oh god the rape fog is back!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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