She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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