I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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