3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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