i don't plan on having that self control this summer
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just puked most of my soul out..
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