gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
i think im in europe. pls send help
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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