dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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