haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Cover your peen. We're going out.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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