hotel room ftw
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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