I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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