if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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