she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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