I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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