So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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