Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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