HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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