I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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