it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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