Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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