whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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