3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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