i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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