living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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