i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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