apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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