Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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