Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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