So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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