Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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