yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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