im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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