what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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