Got a toothbrush?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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