Fuck appropriateness.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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