dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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