Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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