So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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