I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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