Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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