What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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