This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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