I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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