I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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