His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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