You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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