You really coming over, don't trick.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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