I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Actions speak louder than pants.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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