I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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