You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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she pinky promised me she was 18
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE