It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it