Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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