arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
And then he peed in my hair
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