the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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