And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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