I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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