Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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