i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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