u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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