True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Randomize
